Bond, only Bond - or a little romance for boys

1) ' Bond, Bond just ' - Bond is not Bourne, he always dressed impeccably, lives in the best hotels, best rides on wheelbarrows, etc. Dr.. Bond always goes to the reception, where it theoretically should, or pushed into the neck, or shoot. But he gets away with it.

In this series you will see it.

2) Cars. Oh, yes! . But apparently after the radio-controlled BMW 's nothing better than to think it was impossible.

At the beginning of the film flashed the new model Aston Martin, Bond is almost immediately tear the door. At the end of the chase, it will be a dusty and shabby. All other times will be held in a more prosaic pursuits wheelbarrows. And all will be black.

3) Device. Bond has always been on hand a crazy professor who was making him any figoviny. They were ridiculous and impractical, but were always on time. One need only recall the laser in hours.

Last Seen will not be. Supercomputer supertelefon and does not count. There is no - we know this, but they still will not affect.

4) Supertryuk. In every film he has. necessarily. When Bond does something that makes saying oh!.

Huyah. If supertryuk - a chase plane, and then a short flight on a parachute - that Mr. Bond, you repeat.

5) The women. Always there is a crack in the film, in which Bond must attach your instrument. To do this, producers spend breeding selection: the girl should be excellent. At the same time the sexual act itself must remain behind the scenes - we are children watching!.

Oh yes, a member will be attached.

6) Auntie should mochkanut after sex. It seems antibondovsky plot - Bond should not breed!.

Auntie mochkanut. Also repeat. In its gilded Gold man here will fill and cover all the skin with oil. Do not worry, it's not Olga Kurylenko. She, just nothing perepadet of Bond - she knows who slept with James - not long.

7) supervillains. It was he related to the stately pacing Bond tells why he does it - its a bad deal.

Bond never even tie. too weird. But the villain is a half-baked. Not exactly the super pulls. Yes, and he ended badly: with two bullets in his head and lubricating oil in the stomach in the middle of the desert.

here. And now something for which we go to the movies, because we know that this is not bondiane!.

1) Nozzles. Creepy tears that hero throws over the body of the murdered friend. Or long arguments about the moral underpinnings of action hero. Or return to the past.

The nozzles are. many. The entire film is covered with a thick layer of mucus. Every fucking hero finds it necessary to remind the girl of Bond, of which up to the previous series did not even know that she loved him. Yes, and Bond, it seems, is about to let a tear.

2) prolonged the action. When you watch and wait, when the scene ends.

If the Max Payne was always here only briefly, two or three times.

3) The naivete that causes laughter. For example, when Frodo hugging Sam and said he was glad that he had come with him. And the whole room gogochet of implausibility of the scene, and blue.

Bond generally very naive. But it's never caused a laugh. At least at the first viewing. And then you will not be disappointed. In a couple of places there was a feeling that the room now burst. But it is not broke.

The film is really a good shot. Yes, too much big plans that converted some of the scenes in the melteshenie. But overall, the film holds. If it were not an incredible amount of snot, it would be even better. But apparently, the Bond mold a human face. How had it in the light of recent events has not become a black.

By the way, GM just aged. Do not be surprised if it will replace. She, incidentally, had the worst because of snot. Chance to shoot someone at the old woman in the film, eventually had to hang over Bond ( kakovo! intelligence chief, first went to Bolivia and then to Russia for the agent) and drool, that here, do not retaliate, it's unprofessional, come on, . Be -ee.

But it should go. This is, perhaps, really the best film in September - October.

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